Rajinikanth
"THE one who is cracked as a joke is probably the
one on the highest peak among them"
The greatest actor of all
time, known all over the world for his mannerism and stylish
dialogue delivery.
His most famous dialogue
"Enna Rascala....MIND IT...!!!"
Here are some of those
jokes which are cracked on the style of Rajinikanth
- Basketball player: I can
spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..?? Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do
u think the earth spins…?? :)
- Rajnikant once wrote his
autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world
RECORDS”
- Once Rajnikant
mumbled some numbers in his sleep.Those numbers are today collectively known as the
“LOG TABLE.”
- Once Rajnikant lost his
Wallet. Since then The World is Facing
Recession
- We face earthquakes only
when Rajnikanth plays skipping.
- Rajnikanth can whistle in
five different languages, including sign
language
- If 12/21/2012 is the end of
the world, it means that Rajnikanth got bored with
humanity
- Rajnikanth doesn’t have bad
days. Bad days have Rajnikanth
- Two ghosts were talking..
One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like
Rajnikant”
- No one can wish a happy
birthday to Rajjnikanth cause he was here before time
existed
- Rajnikant was born on 30th
february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!!
Mind it..
- Once Rajnikant and a small
girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why??
Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS…!!!
- One day Rajnikanth bunked
school, now its known as Sunday.
- Rajanikanth can eat lunch before
breakfast.
- Rajni was shot with a
bullet. The next day it was the bullet’s
funeral.
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